Things I've found myself saying throughout the day

I decided to do a post about what I've said throughout the day that I really shouldn't have to say.

  "Why are you lying on the bathroom floor?"

 "Did you poop in your pants again?"

 "Is that pee?"

 "Don't lick that!" 

 "Get your hands out of your pants!"

 "This is not snack time, stop eating your boogies."

 "Don't jump when I'm tying your shoes!"

 "Why did you have to take ALL of your clothes off to go potty?"

 "Go sit down." (To which the answer is "But I don't want to!")

 

And that was just today! Oh my. Hopefully some of these kids will apply these rules to their lives. Otherwise, we'll have a bunch of nose-picking, floor-laying, licking little teenagers running around in a few years. 

Beth

Hey you! (My many names)

So, to start off this blog, I thought I'd give you a list of all the names I've been called while working with children. Some of these are quite hilarious, and I have no idea where they got them from, but that's the beauty of working with kids, right? Here goes:

Miss Beth (That ones the easy one.)
Beth
Uh Beth (I have a kid who calls me this. Never Beth. Always Uh Beth.)
Miss Belle
Miss Bef
Miss Bet
Bethy Beth (Cute, right?)


And here are the ones I have no idea where they come from:


Miss Katelyn
Miss Katie
Miss Christie
Miss Tara
Miss Kim
Miss Sam
Miss Misty


And I've saved the best for last:

Uh, teacher?


 So those are all of the names I've had. I'm sure I've forgotten some, but for the most part, I think this is a pretty nice round up. Hope you enjoyed it!


Beth