Things I've found myself saying throughout the day

I decided to do a post about what I've said throughout the day that I really shouldn't have to say.

  "Why are you lying on the bathroom floor?"

 "Did you poop in your pants again?"

 "Is that pee?"

 "Don't lick that!" 

 "Get your hands out of your pants!"

 "This is not snack time, stop eating your boogies."

 "Don't jump when I'm tying your shoes!"

 "Why did you have to take ALL of your clothes off to go potty?"

 "Go sit down." (To which the answer is "But I don't want to!")

 

And that was just today! Oh my. Hopefully some of these kids will apply these rules to their lives. Otherwise, we'll have a bunch of nose-picking, floor-laying, licking little teenagers running around in a few years. 

Beth